Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!

Rather than pay for some high-tech post-surgery boot or brace, Gary simply straps his Coleman water cooler to his foot, and he's walking in style!

"C'mon already, they don't actually import that stuff from Poland, do they?"

The water cooler wanted to hang out too, though!

The note says "Hot Doesn't Work," in case you were curious.

Hey, it is more expensive than gas.