In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.
Although 'poke it and run' did briefly enter his mind. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
When hygiene is involved, it's usually a bad thing.
We all know who's doing the real dirty work here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy