All those years of playing the stand back as far back as you can game is going to finally pay off.
Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.
Hey, at least there still won't be any bickering about the seat being left up!
In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.