It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.
Mayor of Bucharest: "I said to put some nice shade trees ALONG the bike path, not ON the bike path!"
Save some duct tape, cut down a tree. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Back in my day, we didn't have no b-balls. We had to use a cinder block.