Homer shows us how. Wonder no longer, everyone.
So we put a homework desk on yo' treadmill so you can do nothing while you go nowhere.
I'll be finished soon though, I only have like two more cans to go.
Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!
A call to legs, whatever! Let's get on it!
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