Much Like My Six-Pack, This is a Work in Progress

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Much Like My Six-Pack, This is a Work in Progress
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I'll be finished soon though, I only have like two more cans to go.

Yo Dawg, We Herd U Liek Doing Your Homework

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Yo Dawg, We Herd U Liek Doing Your Homework
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So we put a homework desk on yo' treadmill so you can do nothing while you go nowhere.

They See Me Rollin'

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Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!

Kludgers! A Call to Arms!

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Kludgers! A Call to Arms!
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A call to legs, whatever! Let's get on it!

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