I know I had to give up on my dream of fixing ATVs to become a lowly neurosurgeon, but that doesn't mean I can't force my son to lead the life that I wanted.

~NSHA

If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')

~NSHA

The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

Well maybe if I hold it like this....

~NSHA

Hacksaw hacks FTW! ~Not-So-Handy Andy