If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.
Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.
"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!