Bike Lock Got a Promotion

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Bike Lock Got a Promotion
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His new job might put a strain on his life though.

Nobody's Gonna Steal That Bike!

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Nobody's Gonna Steal That Bike!
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How many bike thieves have you ever seen carrying around a pair of scissors instead of a bolt cutter?

"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"

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"Alright Man, Just Smash the Front Window and Grab the Goods!"
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"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker." "Damn, bro! Another one?"

Legs > Wheels

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Legs > Wheels
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No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA