Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.
"Oh, wait a second dude, they've got the sticker."
"Damn, bro! Another one?"
His new job might put a strain on his life though.
How many bike thieves have you ever seen carrying around a pair of scissors instead of a bolt cutter?
No officer, we aren't stealing it. The wheels just um, fell off. ~NSHA