"Carbon monoxide? What's that?"

Now that's camping! I'll bet they've got a recliner in there and everything!

Visibility is overrated!

"We fixed the rain drain of our tent using small water bottles."

It helps if you drink a lot of water to begin with. Dehydrated? Then you're outta luck!

For when you have to relocate at any moment.

Recreational Vehicle is a really loose term. ~Not-So-Handy Andy