They don't understand you like I do.
"Stop watching so much TV"
"But Mom! I'm preparing myself for a potential disaster!"
There's a metaphor for stereotypical Californians somewhere in here. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
According to the submitter this is antenna is hooked up to their HD TV. The picture must not be the only thing that's 'high' by definition. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy