More like 500 seconds.

Hey, you've gotta cook somehow!

Mmm, tastes like the 1800s...

Look on the bright side: extra space for stuff behind the oven! #totallysafe

MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.