From the submitter: "On 4/16/12 we had a thunderstorm with high winds hit our area. I worried that my neighbors tree would hit the roof of my garage. Instead it took out the stairs to his upper level apartment. This is how they "fixed" it."
"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"
Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.