Why does this strike me as not exactly the most sanitary idea?
When your Whirlwind pin ball game busts because college students in Idaho get a little rough, get a spoon from the cafeteria and some zip ties to fix it!
"The tupperware lid felt behind my washing machine. My hands couldn't reach it. Problem solved with: 2 wooden spoons + 1 cork stopper + 1 rubber band."
I can see why the word "diet" starts with "die!"
I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA