Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.
I can see why the word "diet" starts with "die!"
Need a door jingler? Why not try a spoon!
I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA
When your Whirlwind pin ball game busts because college students in Idaho get a little rough, get a spoon from the cafeteria and some zip ties to fix it!
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