Make it into a knife somehow, then I'll be impressed.

I can see why the word "diet" starts with "die!"

From the submitter:

The Antennae snapped off of our radio at work. We fixed it at first by putting a metal scraper on top, but when we needed to use it, the music was gone. I put the fork in the hole. Now it works almost as good as before!

What is this music crap you kids are listening to?

There's no laws about spaghetti and driving!

~NSHA

When in doubt, stab at random until fixed.

~NSHA