From the submitter:

This was taken in a hotel room in London. The place had a couple other nice repair jobs, but the pics turned out so bad I deleted them.

Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.

"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."

So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"

It also stops those freeloading UFOs from jacking your WiFi.