From the submitter:
This was taken in a hotel room in London. The place had a couple other nice repair jobs, but the pics turned out so bad I deleted them.
It also stops those freeloading UFOs from jacking your WiFi.
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.