Hmm, Now Do I Want Jet or Misty?

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Hmm, Now Do I Want Jet or Misty?
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Damn! It's too bad grass doesn't enjoy a "massage swirl."

Come on Baby, Light My Bathroom!

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Come on Baby, Light My Bathroom!
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This weekend, from the bathroom of a friend of mine, in São Paulo. The light is to illuminate the shower. Just be sure it doesn't... y'know... fall into the shower and break the bulb and... y'know... electrocute you? Y'know?

The Shower Spiggot

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The Shower Spiggot
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Now you too can buy your garden hoses with a brand new "soothing massage jet" option.

Our Shower Broke, So Solo Cups Work

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Our Shower Broke, So Solo Cups Work
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In other news, I'm going to go have a nice little chat with the landlord...

Raise the Roof!

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Raise the Roof!
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What do you do when your shower curtain frame collapses onto your shower head? Bust out the rope, of course!