That's what she wishes he said...
Then strap your laptop instead!
Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!
"Dude, check this s* out!"
"Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."
Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.
No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!
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