Analog Antenna

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antenna,satellite dish,woody,wtf
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Decreases your chances of electrocution by 60%. Also, your reception.

~NSHA

Dish Network Came Today...

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dish network,pumpkins,satellite dish
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"...but we wanted it on the roof. This is actually how they "installed" our dish... with MY pumpkins. After being told we wanted out on the roof, he said "you don't want it on your new roof. You can plant a bush there and you'll never see it. Or move that wagon over here...it'll be fine."

Sacks and Straps

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balcony,crook,deck,garden,pepper bag,peppers,pipe,porch,pvc pipe,satellite dish,stay strapped,vegetables,wood,young jeezy,zip strip
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"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Keeping Up With The Joneses

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bottle,copycat,satellite dish,technology
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA