I'll Do Anything for Pizza

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Except use a knife.

The Measure of a Good Brew

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When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA

Just Like Real Driving!

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I'm Projecting an Upcoming Loss of Company Assets

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If That Were My Van...

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By Unknown
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I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.

For Halloween, This Curtain Is Dressing Up Like a Piece of Junk

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I was going to make a joke about this being in a college dorm before I realized the submitter said this is their "college apartment", meaning they're most likely 21 or 22. Aren't you excited for when this generation graduates and begins to run the world?

~NSHA

This Definitely Measures Up

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Funnily enough, Mix 'n Chill is what I usually do at parties. ~Not-So-Handy Andy