When your sock suffers from ED (elastic dysfunction), use a rubber... band, that is.

With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.

When you have this AAA fix!

I'll bet it's still not as durable as a peanut phone, though.

I'm not walking all the way to the door. If I'm going carry this rubber band ball with me, I'd better damn well use it.

~NSHA