The traditional end to the the No Shave November phenomenon is the measurement in tablespoons of the beard remnants.
"The stock attachment combs broke and I had this wooden comb, so I grabbed a saw and a tube of super glue and made a quick fix."
The 1970s would be proud, my friend.
In this day and age, who can spring to buy a pack of $1.99 laces?
Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy