Eight years later and my dad still refuses to get a new rake.
User bubbyhuata's boyfriend was too cheap to buy a rake and a shovel. This is what he came up with instead. Suffice it to say, it's still never been used.
From the submitter:
It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.
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