Hire a new construction crew...

Ghetto standing desk spotted at News International. Just don't let Health and Wellbeing find out! I wouldn't classify this as ergonomical. More ugh-onomical.

Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.

If you're not a fan of metal, then test your mettle with wood!

I guess I should have plunged a little further...