"Howdy-doo, partner! Whiskey on the double! And git one 'a them dancin' tunes goin' on the piano!"

Privacy is overrated.

Those better not be Jehovah's Witnesses out there!

A buddy of mine is staying in my guest room for a few weeks and the neighbor saw him from their kitchen getting dressed. The next day they built this fence which is just wide enough to cover the window. Just mildly passive aggressive.