You Can Still Ply It Open

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You Can Still Ply It Open
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I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Doink!

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Always remember, kiddies: lay down your boards at a 45-degree angle!

The Totaled Toyota

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The Totaled Toyota
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From the submitter: "Four times totaled (three by me). I plan to have a McDonalds cup for the hood ornament (light up). 150xxx miles, drove into a tree which is why there's the plywood. Also hit a bridge, and a highway median... great car never broken down! NEVER HAHAHAHAAA."

Jeez, what do you plan on hitting next? The International Space Station?