From the submitter:
wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak
Or some sort of upside-down bidet....
Or just drink it.
Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.