In order to be a successful kludger/handyman, you need to follow a simple thought process:

1) Picture what you want to get done. 2) Write out all the steps you need to get that thing done. 3) Try to get it done in half that amount of steps. 4) ???? 5) PROFIT!!!!

The job must be done at all costs. Even if my life is forfeit!

Water you going to do about it?

Sugary sodas: you could do without M!

You're doing them wrong.