Photojojo has devised an awesome way to turn your phone into a mobile projector screen.

"Basically, you start by cutting a hole out of one side of the shoebox to match your magnifying glass and taping the glass on the box. Then you make an iPhone holder from a paperclip, flip the screen display on your phone (to account for how images passed through a lens get flipped), position your phone inside the box (playing with placement until you get the clearest image), put the box top back on, turn the room lights down low and the brightness on your phone up high, and revel in your resourcefulness. Doesn't get more accessible than that!"

Dedicated to all office nerds of the world.

"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."

Maybe if I dial 3x3 three times it'll work!