"If You'd Like to Make a Call, Please Hang Up and Try Again..."

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"If You'd Like to Make a Call, Please Hang Up and Try Again..."
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"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."

Hello, Yes This is Payphone

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Hello, Yes This is Payphone
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"No, I was trying to call Dog! Tell him to reverse the charges!"

Bad Connection

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Bad Connection
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When the phone receiver malfunctions, just do a "Frankenstein" on it. The new receiver doesn't disconnect the calls, so...

The Call Is Coming From Inside the House

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The Call Is Coming From Inside the House
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Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Peanut Phone Charger

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Peanut Phone Charger
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For when you just HAVE to kontakty your friends!