Hold on, my report seems a bit jumbled. Let me blow on it and get back to you.
You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to attempt to combine the world's greatest game with a world's greatest food. You flew too close to the sun, my friend.
Comes with such titles as 'Metal Gear Smash Bros Melee,' 'Resident Theft Evil: San Andreas,' and 'These Titles Are Making My Brain Hurt.'
It turns out that the Watchboy is an actual collector's item licensed by Nintendo in 1992. Whodathunkit?
And many tears of joy were had.