As I have discussed before this is still a preferable way to reheat your pizza...
No seriously, that ain't safe. Use another strap.
MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.
Just because your neighbor is knobbing doesn't mean you must as well. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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