microwave

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

"Dry here to open?" So it's some kind of moisture-activated locking mechanism, where dehydration makes said mechanism weigh less and rise, thereby releasing the lock and opening the door?

Unless... oh wait, I see what it says now. Never mind, carry on.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

From the submitter: I bought this microwave oven for R$ 20 to fix it and use. Unfortunately, it is IMPOSSIBLE to find the keyboard membrane in Brazil. In USA, just the membrane costs $80!!! So I traced the keyboard circuit and made a new keyboard for it :)

Microwave handle was broken. A few zip ties and a pen later we're good to go!

MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.