What mad genius concocted this, you ask?

We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.

How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!

On an unrelated note, we have an update we'd like to share with you about comments.

Beginning on Monday, only registered users will be able to comment on our sites. Once you've registered with us you'll be able to see all of your comments under "My Comments" on your profile. Also, your comments will no longer sit in moderation for quite as long, which allows you to comment more and keep up with the conversation. Of course you'll still be able to comment using your Facebook profile as well.

Stay tuned as we continue to make Cheezburger a happier place!

For more information, check out the Cheezburger Blog.