Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!

How is going to be able to afford an iPhone 5 now? GET THIS MAN SOME HELP!

I thought Blackberry had a nice ring to it. Turns out that name was taken...

They should be better at all things related to food preparation. It's in their namesake (Apple, amirite?).

Which is a more utile tool? A hot glue gun, or duct tape? I'll let you be the judge.