Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights
A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?
It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack