My my, Xbox, you're looking awfully melty today!

No lost keys AND you won't have to get your foot amputated when you step on stray legos? Sounds like a win-win to me!

... then you've obviously never been shot by one...

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Awww buddy, you built this for me? I have a great place for it. Oh sorry, you're too young for Xbox. Go build daddy something else useful.

~NSHA