Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.

~NSHA

Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.

And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

Too lazy to empty the small bin, the office worker finds a better way to do her work.

Just be thankful he got caught before finishing his plan.