At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!
And nothing drives frustration like a bored child on their way to a weekend at the grandparents.
See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
Kids asked me to fix the table a few times, but since there was no duct tape nearby, I didn't know how. So they came up with this.