Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!

Step 8: Kick back and admire yourself for being such an awesome parent.

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

His career path is going to take him in circles.

~NSHA

And nothing drives frustration like a bored child on their way to a weekend at the grandparents.

~NSHA

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.

~NSHA