One Item Doesn't Quite Fit Here

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helicopter,playground,swing,swingset
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When I need to replace a swing on my swing set, I don't often come to the conclusion that a helicopter chassis would be better suited for the task, but hey, I'm not everybody I guess.

Gaffer Tape Can Do Anything!

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airbus,airplane,duct tape,gaffer tape,helicopter,plane,tape
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The electrical wiring popped from the refuelling boom of your new Airbus A400M? Use some tape to stick it where it belongs! Just like the pros do!

Needs Kludging ASAP!

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falling apart,helicopter,kludge needed
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The previous kludge was shaky at best.

Dutch Artist Turns His Dead Cat Into a Helicopter

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Dutch artist Bart Jansen was rather heartbroken when his cat, Orville, was hit and killed by a car. However, Jansen decided to memorialize his deceased buddy in a unique way: by turning him into a helicopter.

Yup. A helicopter. Jansen is quoted as saying:

"Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach!"

False. If his body turned into a poptart and he began flying around the sky with a rainbow trailing him, THEN he would reach the greatest goal a cat could ever reach!

Close Enough!

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crash,helicopter,two rotors
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I wonder if the warranty is still good?