Five-Star Fire Alarms

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Five-Star Fire Alarms
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In case of fire, break glass with... oh, never mind then.

A Smaller Hammer Was Out of the Question

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A Smaller Hammer Was Out of the Question
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A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Helping The Enemy

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Helping The Enemy
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Don't you know what he's done to your family???

~NSHA

The Scrammer

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The Scrammer
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It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

A Rare Glimpse At This Site's Moderator

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A Rare Glimpse At This Site's Moderator
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Now you know why they call me Not-So-Handy Andy.

~NSHA