I wouldn't want this architect to design my bridges.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't want him to design anything I use ever.

Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.

Just not the kind of bottled water you're used to.

It's the self-cleaning ash tray! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

But this one was the best.

We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?

~NSHA