I wouldn't want this architect to design my bridges.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't want him to design anything I use ever.
Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.
Just not the kind of bottled water you're used to.
It's the self-cleaning ash tray! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
But this one was the best.
We tied it to the gutter on the other side. What could go wrong?