Listen to this glorious innertube attached to the exhaust mod. Honestly, this is so much more entertaining than the whistle tips.

Wish you were riding a horse instead of a bike? Now you can at least make it sound like you are! Put Trotify on the front of your bike, and watch as people turn their heads in disbelief only to be slightly disappointed/mildly amused that a bike was approaching instead of an actual horse. King Arthur totally could have used one of these. Sorry, Patsy.

Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don't have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack