Prepare to make this fix a lot.

What is it about Christmas tree ornaments that sends cats into destruction mode? It's like they all have big signs on them that say "annihilate me!"

Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?

Also good for hiding any unsavory activities

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!