Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
"Long story short. Toilet lift arm broke. Unusable for two weeks. I asked my husband to pleeeeease fix it. Came home to this... a giant hook in the wall and a bungee holding up the lift arm. Brilliant. All I need is a new husband and I'm good to go."
Let this be a warning to all of you non-toilet fixing husbands out there! Don't be naughty! Fix that potty!