From the submitter:
Pipe from shower drain broke. 25' of sump pump tubing+zip ties+duct tape=PROBLEM SOLVED!
"Our air conditioner was leaking through this pipe and flooding our laundry room and hallway. My husband's fix was to put a funnel under it, running onto a curtain rod, that then ran to a floor drain, with a towel under for added protection. In his defense, it worked beautifully."
Yup, he's a keeper!