This is how to repurpose old technology.

Ah, the classic tenant who's terrified of not getting his deposit back. The "art" is held up by painter's tape, there's not a shelf to be seen and the curtains are just blankets supported by an elaborate system of clothespins and tape. Definitely not describing how I live at all...

~NSHA

That's just whack. Surely he's smoking crack. For rhymes I do not have a knack. Please cut me some slack.

~NSHA