Are We Going to Fix the Broken Handle Soon? It's Really Annoying!

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Are We Going to Fix the Broken Handle Soon? It's Really Annoying!
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Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

Damn Good Double Door Fix

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Damn Good Double Door Fix
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Still trying to wrap my head around this one, but I'm thinking the coat hanger/toiler paper roll thing is attached to the locking mechanism, meaning he has to first pull that before swinging the door open. Thoughts?