What mad genius concocted this, you ask?
We may never know. Only the databases at Ebay know.
The desklap? The toptop?
Nope, but it was made from the tree the Apple fell from.
Broken fuser unit? No problem? We got a broken pallet and an old tension belt as well. Let's see...
Can't afford an iMac at the moment? This will do for now.
That ought to hold it! Now I won't even need to pay for earthquake insurance.