It's Never Okay To Cry

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cooking kludge,dual use,helmet,menamirite
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Even when you accidentally lose a thumb due to your visual obstruction, YOU STILL CAN'T CRY.

~NSHA

Breakfast of Champions

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cooking kludge,food,gross,hot dog
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By breakfast I mean a 2:30am light meal. And by champions I mean someone who has been up for 44 straight hours and it currently on a controlled substance.

~NSHA

Never Get Between a Man and his Ramen

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cooking kludge,food,stove
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From the submitter:

We went to a beach house, but we found that there was no oven. So we made one ourselves. The coke can is filled with water on the bottom and alcohool on the top. And so, we could cook noodles!

Because Reheating It In The Microwaves Blows

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cooking kludge,dual use,pizza,toaster
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If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

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