My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"
Considering you have to piece it together yourself, this is probably a much more comfortable solution.
~NSHA
I was going to make a joke about this being in a college dorm before I realized the submitter said this is their "college apartment", meaning they're most likely 21 or 22. Aren't you excited for when this generation graduates and begins to run the world?
~NSHA
Efficiency: Cooling two rooms in the frat while drying your grandfather's pants.
~NSHA