From the submitter:
The base was broken, but I wheely think this is an improvement.
This is our recycling bin. You have about 3 months of trash in there. Since we don't have a christmas tree and we had a huge pile of trash in the recycling bin we figured out it would make a neat tree!
Scanner bracing the Christmas tree up against the wall after one of the base legs broke off. Oh, and the tree skirt is a blanket with snowflakes on it.
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.