Christmas pro tip: The smaller your tree is, the bigger the presents look.
Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
From the submitter:
Scanner bracing the Christmas tree up against the wall after one of the base legs broke off. Oh, and the tree skirt is a blanket with snowflakes on it.
It must be that time of year again!
Can't tell if giant bottle...
...Or tiny Christmas lights