chainsaw

bath salts,bicycle,bike,chainsaw,saw,zombie apocalypse
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With all this talk of the bath salts zombie apocalypse going around, I think I'm going to play it safe and get me one of these!

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Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don't have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

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And now the robots take away our crafty folk-art? Will your domination know no bounds, you soulless machines?!

chainsaw,dual use,food,overkill,watermelon
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Oh, did you think we were going to eat it? Haven't you heard, wasting food is the manliest game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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