"My back would hurt whenever I leaned over to the campfire to cook my marshmallows, and I had no idea how to fix it. Now, thanks to the Kludger Kamp Stove, I'm no longer stumped!"
Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don't have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack