You'd have to be a real basketcase to think this is a stable design...

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

Eric Streenstra has created quite the paragon of green energy. And yellow energy. And blue energy. And red energy. You get the idea. This go-kart is still able to... well... go, while being made almost entirely out of LEGOs. I just hope that doesn't include the pedals. I think you know why.

... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.

I mean, you could fit a whole bunch of goods on top of... I mean...